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Francis and Antonio had gotten home, took one look at you, and started arguing. I mean really?! You were right there; they acted like you couldn't hear them.

"Hey! Zat has always been ze rule. First to see frau gets dibs!"

"Pero, that's not fair, amigo! If you hadn't come home early, I would have seen the chica first."

"ONHONHONHON, we all know zat no matter who sees her first, I will be the one to teach zis belle fluer ze art of loving."

You heard a chorus of 'yeah right' and 'go screw yourself'.

The way they were arguing really was ridiculous. And childish! You wondered how they had managed to stay friends at all.

"This doesn't even make sense! I'm not an object, and this isn't finders keepers. I am a person! UNTIE ME!" you yelled.

'Shut up' came to you in three different languages. Like you said, ridiculous.

As Gil and Francis got into a tussle, Antonio surprised you by putting his arms around you from behind and started to whisper sweet Spanish nothings into your feline ear. You squeaked and cursed.

'I thought you were better than that, Antonio!' you said mentally.

Gil came over and hauled him up by the back of his shirt collar.

"Stop zat!" he growled.

Francis came over to your still-bound form curiously.

"Mon amour, are you wearing my boxers?"

The other two stopped and looked. You looked down. Ah, so you were. You were once again wearing Francis' boxers with the little Eiffel towers... Crap.

"Um, no." You said.

"Onhonhon, if you wanted to get into mon pants, zen you could've said somezing."

He drifted closer to you and puckered up.

You leaned away and flailed the parts of your arms that you could still move.

"NON, NO, NIEN, NYET, EE, CHIGAL" You shouted then started caterwauling as loud as you could in hopes the neighbors would call the cops.

"SHHHH, I WAS JUST JOKING! AHAHAH FUNNY JOKE, OUI?!

"AAUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYOOOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL *inhale* MMRRRRAAAAOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"  

Gilbert stuck a piece of duct tape over your mouth.

You thrashed around frantically. This was turning into a rape, horror flick. Who knew you were living with three psychos?!

"Ve really look like perverts, don't ve?"

"Si."

"Oui."

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"Alvright, frau! Ve are going to untie slash untape you, so halt die Klappe*!"

"Si, we just want to know what you are doing in our house."

You were finally untangled from the wires and 'untaped' as Gil had put it. They asked you to sit down on the couch and they sat on the floor across from you.

The silence was pretty freaking heavy.

"I'm sorry!" You burst out. These last few days of keeping secrets from them had really made you a mess.

"Ja, that's a start. Now why did you break in in the first place?"

"No," you said, "I'm sorry for lying to you"

"Chica, I would lie too if I was caught in someone else's underwear."

"Oui, I knew zat zey were mine anyway."

No! That's not it." You sniffed.

"Vell, vhat, zen?"

You took a deep breath. "It's me, your cat..."

They all stared at you.

"You know," you said. "Gatita, katzchen, chaton?"

Francis gasped dramatically while Antonio just stared at you blankly with a weird smile.

"I knew it!" Gilbery yelled. "I knew somebody was taking my chocolate milk!"

"Calm down, it's not like it was your beer!" You shouted back.

"Wait... You are my little gatita?"

Wow, Antonio. Way to arrive late to the party.

"All zis time you let us believe you were just a stupid chaton?!" Francis said angrily.

"Ja, you made us think that you couldn't understand you, like you were just some stupid katz!"

"I am NOT stupid!" You yelled back. This hadn't gone how you hoped it would at all. You felt tears start to gather in your eyes. You knew that they didn't mean that you were stupid, but it was still hurtful and you had just about had it emotionally.

You felt tears start to trail down your face.

"I thought that you would hurt me or run me out if you knew, but then I started to get to know you all and like you. I didn't want you to send me away..."

Francis reached a hand toward you and you cringed. He placed it on your head and ruffled your big ears and (h/l) (h/c) hair.

"We would never do that." Toni said smiling gently.

"Ja, you are like family, katzchen."

"Oui! And what is your name? I cannot just keep calling you chaton (unless you want me to)." Francis winked.

You laughed and wiped away your tears, but happier ones started replacing them.

"I'm ______. ________ _______. It's nice to meet you all."
PSHAWWWWW :iconsupertighthugplz:

I OWN PLOT. THIS IS ALL.

:iconsexygermany3plz: :iconsaysplz: I approve zis post, katzchen.

If inspiration strikes me, then I will make an ending for both of them. Would you like that or should I just leave it as is. I think it would be cute.

Hal die klappe means shut up in German


YOU LURV THEM YESH YEW DEW

Enjoy, lovelies!
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:iconcomedywiz411:
Comedywiz411 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2015   Writer
PLOT TWIST: We were on camera the whole time :3 
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:iconhusuivermilion:
husuivermilion Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Student Artisan Crafter
Im so awesome ohohohohohohohon~
I love chocolate milk
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:iconrosemayliegottschalk:
RoseMaylieGottschalk Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Those FUDGERS Don't Realize I'm An Actress When They See One.*Troll*
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anakind87 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014
Well, thank God they didn't kick my half-human, half-cat ass out like everyone else had in the past(it's cruel how some people treat their housepets). 

This is such a cute story - and if I may say so, I would love to be transformed into a cat:) I'd be a loveable little gatita - katze - chanton:D...I would especially like it if I'm a human with my cat ears, whiskers and tail - and paws - showing off:)
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Hetalian-Canada Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
What languages were those last two no's in?
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:iconelephantgirl202:
elephantgirl202 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014
Now where the fudge is Ludwig? I must consult him..... and thank him.
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:iconilikecupcakez123:
ILikeCupcakez123 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014
Sooo... does this mean I can't cuddle with France anymore without him taking it the wrong way??
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:iconkittykatrocks12:
kittykatrocks12 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay they accept me though I was hoping I could keep the secret a little longer
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:iconnirvanarivera:
NirvanaRivera Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
What I put for the name: Bond. James Bond. 
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Sk8rchic2000 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yes.
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Juliafox22 Featured By Owner May 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
you made my day sweet friend
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AntarcticaPenguins Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014
Omf
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magalia323 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
"NON, NO, NIEN, NYET, EE, CHIGAL" You shouted then started caterwauling as loud as you could in hopes the neighbors would call the cops. 

I would do just that. I actually say no in all those languages when something scares me or something XD
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
rofl that's fantastic XD
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:iconramenbaka11:
ramenbaka11 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014
*points at France* INAPPROPRIATE WINKING
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:iconpurestinnocence:
PurestInnocence Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Student General Artist
Yes! I stole your milk!
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
ROFL
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:iconspikeymacksy:
SpikeyMacksy Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013
i'm.... Cat Kitten Cat
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
Lol, wut.
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:icontransformicerawks11:
transformicerawks11 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
This was turning into a rape, horror flick.
No kidding.
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
Haha, but it didn;t turn out that way in the end! XD
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:icontoastproducution:
ToastProducution Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I didn't say my real name but my name is bat man
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
Dude, that is so dope. I wanna be batman. XD
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:icontoastproducution:
ToastProducution Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You can be bat man I'll be ummmm idk
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Allie10930 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013
So creative lol
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:icontoastproducution:
ToastProducution Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol well if any of those BTT memebers come near me I will throw a max bomb atthem! XD
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:icontimeshiftingphoenix:
Timeshiftingphoenix Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014
Well, my name is Avalyn, Avalyn Alistair Reed, or, otherwise known as the Code NOVA!
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:icontoastproducution:
ToastProducution Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Coolio
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LunaHarborsSecrets Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013
To be more accurate halt die klappe means shut your muzzle/maw Referring to An animals mouth.
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
Ah, ok, cool. :)
lol, that's neat, because it actually kind of matches since reader-chan is a cat. Thanks.
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:iconlunaharborssecrets:
LunaHarborsSecrets Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
lol
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Pika-PikaCuteness Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
OHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAHHHHHHHHHH TIME TO READ ALL THEMS *cracks knuckles, back, and neck* *o* ITS TIME....TO DUEL!!! Wait WRONG ANIME!!

P.S THIS WAS SUPER COOL
P.P.S IM AWESOME!!!
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
ASDFGHJKL THANK YOU
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:iconpika-pikacuteness:
Pika-PikaCuteness Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013
YOU ARE SO VERY WELCOME. DOES THE WATERMELON REALLY WHISPER?! O.O
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
Ohhh, sometimes. : )
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:iconpika-pikacuteness:
Pika-PikaCuteness Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2013
Ohmygod…e.e im watching you watermelon…always watching…
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:icontransformicerawks11:
transformicerawks11 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
P-Prussia?!?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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Pika-PikaCuteness Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013
*-* you're so called prussia isnt available at the moment, please leave a message after the- OH MY FACKING GOD NOOOO GILBIRDDDDDD!!!!
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AshVargas Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013
:3
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XioItalyPruX3 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
 YATAAAAAA~!!!!!!
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XioItalyPruX3 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
 DAT FACE!
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hetastickers Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013
omg I want :iconsexygermany3plz:
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Frodo090 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Mooooooar
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
Yahyah, I'll see if I can make one for Germany. :D
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sis545 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Student Writer
MAKE ANOTHER ONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
:iconheheplz: I'm trying to get an idea for Germany.
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