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"Kitty, kitty, kitty! Aqui, gatita!"

You hid in a patch of sunlight under a tomato plant. You were angry at Antonio for ignoring you earlier in favor of some dumb blonds that Francis had brought back with him. He had then forgotten to feed you due to the intoxicating effects of alcohol consumption. In another words: he was drunk. Every Friday and Saturday.

And if there was one thing that you did not stand for, it was being ignored.

"Gatita, lo siento! I have tuna!"

Tempting, but no. Try again, Toni.

Just then, Toni found you in the bushes, much to your displeasure. He held the can out to you, and you turned your head up and away in a snubbing gesture.

"Pero, le encanta tuna!"

Mr. 'Awesome' (NOT) came out, practically reflecting sunlight with his albino skin, making you squint.

"Toni, stop yelling at that stupid katz!"

See? Totally not awesome.

"Gil! See if you can get la gatita to eat some food!"

"I am not doing anyzing for your 'gatita'! Zat is all ve have heard you talk about for ze whole week. Get rid of it!"

You hissed and smacked at his ankle.

"Ouch! Shliebe!"

As Gilbert hopped around on one foot, something soft and fluffy tumbled off of his head. It landed right in between your front paws. It looked at you and you stared back with a predatory expression. So this was the foul fowl which helped to deny you entrance to your glorious mansion.

You noticed that everyone froze. You realized what this looked like. Gilbert's beloved bird companion had fallen into the claws of a hungry, ill tempered, quite nearly feral feline. So you did the one thing that would earn you brownie points with the hateful Prussian. You snuggled the poor thing. It was really quite adorable anyway.

"Wha-what are you doing?!" it chirped. "I am the awesome Gilbird. I do not cuddle!"

"But your so cuuute!" You purred back.

It ruffled its tiny wings and climbed on top of your furry, (h/c) head. You sprinted into the bushes and lay down in a patch of sunlight with Gilbird cozy between your front paws.
For being so against cuddling, it didn't seem to mind. You supposed hanging out with the incorrigible Prussian twenty-four/seven could be rather exhausting.

----

"I svear to you, Toni! I she eats mien awesome Gilbird, I will eat her!"

"Amigo,I'm sure they are fine, just calm down."

The tomato plants parted and Toni, and Gil were greeted by an adorable and equally unlikely scene. You and Gilbird were snuggled together in a patch of sunlight, sleeping away a quiet afternoon. After that day, Gilbird was constantly out front playing with you. Antonio had also managed, with much coaxing, to get you to eat that can of tuna fish.

But what's even better: you had just earned your way onto the back porch. This included the pool (which had previously been blocked of to you by the pool cage), the ping pong table, and the outdoor mini-fridge. Life was good, and it was only going to get better.  

   
You are such a shmoozing free loader. No, I can't even look out you.

:iconnekoprussiaplz: Have a prussia cat.

As always, my lovelies, enjoy! I should have another out tomorrow.
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:iconanakind87:
anakind87 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014
Nothoing happened, Sir Awesome(NOT:D:p) At least SOMEONE AWESOME loves me - and is lounging in the sun with me:) And, oh yeah - the pool! A ping-pong table!:) Life IS good:) 
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:iconvernavernissa697:
Vernavernissa697 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014
What i said Prussia, i don't eat birds.
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:iconilikecupcakez123:
ILikeCupcakez123 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014
I wonder if I ate Gilbird if he would taste like a Peep...? (Me and my strange mind. xD)
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:iconolivercupcakes667:
Olivercupcakes667 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Student Writer
I will take that prussia cat in a heartbeat!!!!!!! X3
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:iconkittykatrocks12:
kittykatrocks12 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay I earned Gils trust all that left is Francis
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:iconmild-otaku:
mild-otaku Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Loooookkkk aaaatttt mmmeeeee loooooovvveeeee meeeee in all my schmoozing free loaderish seeellllfffff :kidnap:  the story was awesome by the by
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NirvanaRivera Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
2 things,

1: you made Gilbird talk....YOU ARE AMAZING!
ahem...
2: Prussia cat...non I'll take Japan cat plz!
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:iconpurpledragonflies:
purpledragonflies Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I completely agree with you in both of those ways...
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:iconcanadatheninja:
canadatheninja Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconyayprussiaplz: :iconyaygilbirdplz: YESH slowly makin my way into the house whoop whoop!
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
CLIMB THAT MOUNTAIN! XD
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:icontoastproducution:
ToastProducution Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I made my friend addicted to the Gilbird now she wants one. Goma won't eat him he eats tacos
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:iconwakalover2:
wakalover2 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013  Student General Artist
:D *takes Prussia cat* *throws him into pool* iwanna france cat~
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
rofl wow XD
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:iconwakalover2:
wakalover2 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Student General Artist

XD

FRAAAANCE WHERES YOUR CAT- oh... um... nevermind. foundit. itshumpingmyleg OHGOD

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:icontrancyhivecostplay:
trancyhivecostplay Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
aww prussia cat!
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:iconxioitalyprux3:
XioItalyPruX3 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
 GILBIRD SPOKE TO ME!!!!
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
:icongilbirdplz::iconsaysplz: Cuddle me!
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:iconxioitalyprux3:
XioItalyPruX3 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
 HECK YA!!!!
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:iconspirittai1:
Spirittai1 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I actually have a friend who acts like that. XD

One minute hugging is a no-no, next it's a necessity.
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
Haha! XD
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:iconheartstarwolf:
Heartstarwolf Featured By Owner May 31, 2013
Dear god , GILBERTS IS ONE OF THOSE VAMPIRES OF OF TWILIGHT! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
WhisperingWatermelon Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013
Hahahahahaha!!! XDDD I didn't even think about that when I wrote it. OMG HAHAHA
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:iconbluelight01:
BlueLight01 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconyaygilbirdplz: awwwwww
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:icons-adie:
S-adie Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Student General Artist
heres a gilbird :icongilbirdplz:
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
D'aww, why thank you! :iconeweplz:
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:icondubstepcat:
DubstepCat Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That'sssss a very nice Gilbird you have there... Would be a sssshame if ssssomething were to happen to it... :iconminecraftcreeperplz:
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
NOOOOOOOO!!! GET AWAY!
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:icondubstepcat:
DubstepCat Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
SSSS BOOM
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:icondubstepcat:
DubstepCat Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconohyouplz:
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:iconheartstarwolf:
Heartstarwolf Featured By Owner May 31, 2013
That person looks like my english teacher. O-O
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:icons-adie:
S-adie Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Student General Artist
no problom =D
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:iconpokemon7777:
pokemon7777 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
your cat is Germany not prussia
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
:iconnekogermanyplz: This is Germany.
:iconnekoprussiaplz: This is Prussia.

They have the same ribbon, but one is white with red eyes and a scar (Prussia), and the other is dark gray with blue yes (Germany).

Thank you, though. :)
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:iconpokemon7777:
pokemon7777 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
well thanks for telling me. now ill know what prussiacat looks like
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:icontigertails1997:
Tigertails1997 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Student Artist
Yay Prussia cat (snuggles prussia cat) sooo awsomely cute
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
Haha, yeah, he is. XD
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:iconshuru10:
Shuru10 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YUUUUUUSSSSS. Da Prussia Cat. >:D
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:iconshuru10:
Shuru10 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My face was literally like this.----> :iconblushingplz: and :iconspazzattackplz: when I saw that Gilbird could talk!! >W<
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
ROFL, mission accomplished, then. XD
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:iconladyfrappe:
LadyFrappe Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
I fangirl squealed so bad when I read how I (brilliantly) got my brownie points by snuggling Gildbird~ And the little conversation! OHHH! ;) I'm too good for my own good. Wait, what? I don't know.... I'M CUTE OKAY?!
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
WhisperingWatermelon Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
YES YOU ARE XD
I'm so glad you like it! :D
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:iconnekootakugirl:
nekootakugirl Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
awww can't you look at me? I am a very cute kitteh. ;p
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
Ahaha! XD
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:iconnekootakugirl:
nekootakugirl Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
and a sexy one! purrr purrrr
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:iconnekootakugirl:
nekootakugirl Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
mhmmm =w=
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:iconhetaliacanadia:
Hetaliacanadia Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
'kay so now that I've won over Spain, Prussia, AND Gilbird as a cat, all thats left to do is get France to like me as a cat and I'll be freeloadin' alllll day. then of course at some point i will become human. :3
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:iconwhisperingwatermelon:
Hahah, you got it. :D
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