WARNING: cursing, but nothing more than PG-13. I won't use the F-word, but I figuired I'd give sensitive viewers fair warning.
"_______, there's this new student, and he is gorgeous!"
Your friend Hungary flounced up to you with her boyfriend, Gilbert, in tow. He was blushing and muttering something about "unawesome".
The whole school was buzzing with rumors about the two new boys. It was a pretty big school, but they were foreigners or something like that. You didn't really care.
"Yeah, sure, 'evs." You muttered and flipped another page in your book.
"_______, you can't just say 'evs'. You have to at least say 'what'evs'. And what do you mean you don't care?!" She huffed.
"It's a little like this, Lizzy: I don't care."
"I'm warning you girl, at this rate, you'll be single forever. You really need to get yourself out there. You know, putting the past behind you and-"
You snapped your book shut, cutting her off. "I appreciate it Liz, but it's fine. I've had enough boys to last my high school career and more. Now if you'll excuse me." You brushed past them, whacking Gilbert in the arm with your book.
"Oi, vhat did I do?!"
So this whole school gig seemed pretty lame. All these girls are making it tough for me to get to my classes and stuff. A guy's got shit to do, you know? But what can I say, I attract a mean crowd, sometimes literally.
And that's when I saw her! Well, she wasn't the hottest thing on the planet, but I walked right by her, and I shit you not, this chick just gave me this 'don't even think about effing with me' look. And then I was like, 'that's my kind of doll'.