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And that was how, I, Alfred F. Jones, ended up standing in front of the BTT’s hangout (Ludwig’s house) holding a basket of cupcakes. It was like a fruit basket, but worse. I could, however, grin and bear it, seeing as how it was all for ______.
In response to my knocking, one of the large doors creaked open, and I heard a voice from inside say, “Pizza’s here!”
The door opened to a confused and disappointed albino. “Nevermind,” he sighed, “It’s just _______’s creepy boyfriend.”
I glared and none too graciously shoved the basket into his arms before inviting myself inside. Gilbert snorted. “Vhat is vith zese sissy cake things?”
“Don’t even ask. I’m here because I need the inside scoop on something.”
“The person to go to for zat vould be Felix.” Gilbert said.
I shook my head and lowered my voice a bit. “It’s about ________.”
A loud voice came from the living
ChinaXReader Little Thief Part 6“Zei!” Yao burst into your room. He had modified a walk-in closet as your sleeping space, much to your eternal shame. Real fricking funny, Yao.ChinaXReader Little Thief Part 6 by WhisperingWatermelon
“We’re going to win this battle, aru!” He waved a paper in front of your face as you blinked blearily at him, half asleep.
“Emperor… What do you want?” This constant intrusion of personal space had to end.
“Zei, we’re going to win this time. A young soldier rearranged the war board. It’s strategically sound!”
Oh no, they didn’t. Some soldier took credit for your absolutely brilliant plan to defend the kingdom. Well, you supposed that was fine, after all, you weren’t going to reveal yourself.
“Look,” Yao said excitedly, “I have the orders for troop movements and everything. It’s a month before it even happens, though. There’s going to be a hunt in celebration.”
“Yaaayyyy.” You said blandly. “Good for y